How to offend women in 5 syllables or less.
marchcronus:

I AM A VERY SERIOUS ROLEPLAYER

marchcronus:

I AM A VERY SERIOUS ROLEPLAYER

8luelips8lueveins:

my adventures on msparp as nyehridan amporwweh

hakagure:

the operation was a success. he has been rebuilt. and is now stronger than ever

hakagure:

the operation was a success. he has been rebuilt. and is now stronger than ever

kerooster:

dirk—-strider:

someone wanted this rebloggable

ghostier:

dave is a photographer who comes across a mansion to do some work but happens to find out things live here oops

rose is a witch but is terrible at what she does so she spends her time writing wizard fanfiction instead and jade is a mad scientist who turned herself into a werewolf and john is a shitty ghost who is terrible at haunting but hes hella great at pranking dave

dragonnova:

You go too far Egbert… the eliciting of uncool squeals in front of Karkat is punishable by DEATH… or at least a fist to the nose.

((oh my crap this line work is really horrid in spots.  I should redo the Juju.))

fuckyeahawfulfantrolls:


Hi your name is Enobie D’rknes Demnta Ravern Wayein and you have long ebony blak hair (hat’s how u got ur name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches ur mid-back and goffik black blood and a lot of people tell you you look like Troll Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). You’re also a rainbow drinker and you are almost 8 sweeps old.
You’re a goth (in case you couldn’t tell). You love Hot Trollpic and you buy all ur clothes from there. For example today you are wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. You are wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
Your symbols is a pentragram, like ur horns.
You’re mateprits are Midnight (who used to be called Karkat, he has goffic crimson blud like you) and oblivion who used 2 be called dave
And ur moirail iz a goffik clown called gameze
al of da trolls are goffs now and dey are moved from prospit to derse except dat preppy bich feferi with her preppy pink blood. You hate her so much. ♠ ♠ ♠
you are the Vampire of blood and you r god teer and you are on derse which iz goffik


((yes a joke obviously, but, still, enoby troll!)

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fuckyeahawfulfantrolls:

Hi your name is Enobie D’rknes Demnta Ravern Wayein and you have long ebony blak hair (hat’s how u got ur name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches ur mid-back and goffik black blood and a lot of people tell you you look like Troll Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). You’re also a rainbow drinker and you are almost 8 sweeps old.

You’re a goth (in case you couldn’t tell). You love Hot Trollpic and you buy all ur clothes from there. For example today you are wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. You are wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.

Your symbols is a pentragram, like ur horns.

You’re mateprits are Midnight (who used to be called Karkat, he has goffic crimson blud like you) and oblivion who used 2 be called dave

And ur moirail iz a goffik clown called gameze

al of da trolls are goffs now and dey are moved from prospit to derse except dat preppy bich feferi with her preppy pink blood. You hate her so much. ♠ ♠ ♠

you are the Vampire of blood and you r god teer and you are on derse which iz goffik

((yes a joke obviously, but, still, enoby troll!)
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posts this 500 times
neukgolhs:

I dunno what it is???
suddenly calliope/ caliborn feels yeah

neukgolhs:

I dunno what it is???

suddenly calliope/ caliborn feels yeah