i saw an opportunity
do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is
There is no escape
"hmm, how come i still haven’t heard an apology for using your outside voice yet?"
"I’M SOR- "
*tiny voice* “i mean, im sorry, mama.”